gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.



  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE


tastefullyoffensive:

Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

Previously: Unfortunate Mugshot Shirts

Lies and fish



It doesn’t get better. You get better.
Joan Rivers (via smoques)


balasiapl:

Together again. The afterlife just got more entertaining.

balasiapl:

Together again. The afterlife just got more entertaining.





(Source: cakejam)



Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

(via sadjailbait)

(Source: raccoonwounds)



nbcsnl:

Remembering a dear friend.


isolated-roots:

rbookbakes:

ghdos:

ayetheangelking:

ikantenggelem:

Comic crossover art.

So much awesome.

Grand Theft Auto: Gotham City sounds like the hardest shit ever though. I need Rockstar to hop on that real quick.

CALVIN AND HOBBES
WHY DONT YOU JUST STAB ME INSTEAD?

I love these so much