Ugh. Tell me about it sista.
My cat is sad because a pleasant day has been ruined by a tactless remark, causing old psychological wounds to reopen.
I’ve never felt more connected to a cat than I do right now.
Happy World Elephant Day!
Deadly Venus Flytrap of Cheese
You are my first love. You are my enemy. You destroy me from the inside out.
Is that you Grandma?
Imitating this with your best friend at a fancy lounge = Merriment at its best.
Bob & Ed Goats Help, Two Angry Camels in Tiny Car. Goat faints. (by TheRotreiler)
A funny thing happened on the way to the banana stand….
Part 2 of Ashley following the Banana Stand Tour
Got the whole gang outside of Good Morning America (or one of those morning shows, it was too early to make sense of anything).
Bitch get that stupid look off your face, you know very well what’s going on.
Guy in Plaid Shirt: “Excuse me, miss, where did you get that frozen banana?”
Ashley: “Uh right over there were the giant banana is.”
Yeah, he really asked that.
Never Nude Class of 2013 (from their twitter page)
As if being in their presence wasn’t enough, Will and Jason tossed frozen bananas to the crowd. I caught one thrown by Jason, proceeded to cut the line and Will personally handed one to me.Those bananas will stay in my freezer as long as I live, or at least until someone in my family mistakenly eats one.
Remember when I said I was jealous of myself? I take that back. NOW I’m jealous of myself.