Insensitive Comment of the Night
Guy (literally on the verge of tears): “We recently put my 14 year old dog to sleep. I was devastated.”
Girl: “Oh really? Well I JUST got a puppy. He’s the best.”
W- “Well, Mission Accomplished.”
Biden- “What’s that supposed to mean?”
W - “It’s just something I like I say when a problem isn’t solved but I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”
NOTE TO SELF: Must use “Mission Accomplished” more often to get my point across.
Penny’s 10th Birthday
Elephant Plays with a Galaxy Note!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?!?! I’ve ALWAYS wanted to have an elephant take a self-photo via camera phone with me. THIS. IS. NOT. FAIR. I bet that bitch doesn’t even like elephants, she just wanted to be in a commercial.
I’m not a fan of cats but this is pretty awesome. (Note to self: Teach Penny to do this)
It crazy scary how accurate this is right now.
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Seriously, holy fuck.
Best Quote of the Night
“Hey Dog, Dog! Your life is so meaningless Dog, why don’t you go better yourself and read a book!” —- Daniel
Smells Like Teen Spirit - The Muppets (by evanthebarbarian)
Don’t know how I feel about this one
So proud Penny made it on the site!!!!
Submitted by Ashley S:
This fluffy puppy born all black with one white paw (her Michael Jackson glove as we call it).
Penny came into my life after my Grandfather passed away. She was the best thing that came out of a sad situation, I never imagined loving an animal as much as I love her. When we first got her she was 6. This weekend she turns 10!! She’ll always be a puppy in my eyes.
