GOOD! That guy deserved it. How dare they try and mess with an elephant?! ALL HAIL KING BABAR!
Shelping all the way to NYC just to get a frozen banana
WORTH IT!
No, I did not get there at 7am to be the first in line. I wanted to be fourth in line!
Oh yeah, THAT happened. (Note to the lucky stranger I asked to take the photo for me: WTF. How could you cut out the most important part of the sign?!?! You ruined what would have been a glorious memory had you gotten the god damn photo right.)
I’m a little jealous of myself.
Today’s Advice Column
Remember arts and crafts in kindergarten? Remember how gratifying it was to peel dried glue off your hands? :: In sexy black man voice:: Oh yeah, you know what I’m talking about.
Don’t try that with super glue. Just trust me on this one.
Holy crap. This song is amazing. It makes me sit down and reflect upon my days back in the hood. Specifically “I was in the 212, on the uptown A n****, you know what’s up or don’t you?” Ahh. Good memories ::sigh::
In addition, the final verse of this song is what really brings it full circle. The message about “ruining a cunt.” It represents my current philosophy on dealing with bitches who fuck with me. :)
What you gonna do when I appear?
W-w-when I premier
Bitch the end of your lives are near
This shit been mine, mine!
What you gonna do when I appear?
W-w-when I premier
Bitch the end of your lives are near
This shit been mine, mine!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
I’ma ruin you cunt!
K: “Don’t be sad hun. You’re really skinny AND pretty!
This reminds me of someone….
(Source: unabating)
SOON
Reminds me of the good old days living in the East Village.
(via happy place)
Lunch Time!
Sounds delicious!
Fuck you facebook. Stop trying to interfere with my life! You’re just like my mother!
Looking up sexy cars online and came across this gem. This is why Bing is better than Google.
